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So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.
he still owes 42 cents! totally kidding…super awesome!
I’ve honestly never laughed at anything this hard in my entire life. I’m crying.
OH DEAR GOD WHAT WHAT SHITI need this on my blog again.
This is gold!
oh my god
my life is now complete
I HOPE THE OWNERS OF TUMBLR REALIZE EVERYONE ON TUMBLR IS AGAINST YAHOO.
The day I see this I’m throwing my laptop out the window. Of my car. On the interstate. In heavy traffic.